A bit of humor for the week….

Challenging: We fired the person that wrote all this junk and we need you to clean it up.
Self starter: We won’t be giving you any direction, so it’ll be up to you to sink or swim.
Ability to prioritize: You’ll have 6 projects to work on and they all are the most important.
Gets the job done: You may be asked to do things that are immoral or illegal.
Team environment: Everyone else has already formed a clique and you’ll be the outsider who gets the used PC and the crappy desk.
Fast paced: We require a code slinging monkey hopped up on caffeine, which we’ll provide.
Flexible schedule: We don’t mind if you take a long lunch because we expect you to work nights, weekends, and holidays.
Company first: Resistance is futile.